So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
a glance at the struggles of unworthy yet overprivileged children
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
Phillip’s face tho
If we tied his hands behind his back, he wouldn’t be able to talk.
I volunteer to tie him up…..for science.
*kicks open door* Did someone say science? You know how much I love science….
Ooh! Science! Yes science! I want to science!
The little shit is breaking character in the fifth gif. motherfucker thought we didn’t notice but we did.
when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried